- Osiris News
- Posts
- 🏛️💰 Wall Street's $8.5T Crypto Move: Bitcoin's New Dawn!
🏛️💰 Wall Street's $8.5T Crypto Move: Bitcoin's New Dawn!

🏛️💰 Wall Street's $8.5T Crypto Move: Bitcoin's New Dawn!
Hello there you embodiment of curiosity;
Welcome to today’s edition of Osiris News. $8.5 trillion, that’s how much stablecoin settlement washed through the pipes last quarter, a figure that now dwarfs Visa’s rails and makes most bank wires look quaint. Behind that flood stands Washington’s freshly-inked GENIUS Act, a law that invites banks, fintechs, and even the hold-outs on Wall Street to issue their own tokenized dollars as crisply as they print paper ones. The motif is simple: old money slipping into new skins. This quiet speed feels both thrilling and unsettling, like a commuter train suddenly leaving the tracks yet somehow still gliding forward. We’ll circle back to how that glide changes the week’s emotional barometer.
Building on that, the market mood this Friday is mixed, relief on one screen, restlessness on another. BTC dipped to $114 K mid-week, closed its CME gap, then drifted sideways while a chorus of ETFs kept nibbling supply. Meanwhile, developers on conference calls spoke in calm staccato about Lean Ethereum and a million-TPS horizon. Somewhere in that gap between legal clarity and technical ambition sits today’s story arc. Hold the charts in one hand; keep an ear on the Senate cloakrooms with the other.
🔍 Quick Overview
Regulatory Green Light: Washington's GENIUS Act just rolled out the red carpet, inviting Wall Street to make dollar-backed stablecoins the new digital shock troops.
Bitcoin's Big Players: Bitcoin dipped to $114K, but Wall Street's heavy hitters, once skeptics, are now accumulating like it's a secret gold rush.
Ethereum's Ambitious Leap: Despite a recent price dip and a nine-day stETH withdrawal queue, Ethereum's new "Lean" roadmap aims for a staggering 1 million TPS on Layer 2.
DeFi's New Frontiers: The decentralized finance world is buzzing with fresh innovations, from new stablecoin blockchains to Bitcoin yield vaults, steadily bridging the gap to traditional finance.
NFTs Back, Legally Murky: The NFT market is roaring back with Punks leading the charge, while a court just tossed an insider trading conviction, adding a curious twist to digital asset law.

A rough day across the board. Bitcoin dropped 2.4%, Ethereum and BNB both fell 4.5%, and Solana led the slide with nearly 5% down. XRP dipped too, though less sharply. Sentiment feels shaken as sellers take control.
Trending News
The SEC, under Chairman Paul Atkins, launched "Project Crypto" to integrate U.S. financial markets with blockchain, aiming to clarify crypto asset classification and modernize rules. This initiative, supported by the White House and the GENIUS Act, signals a proactive shift to make the U.S. a global crypto capital. The move is expected to attract significant capital inflows and enable "super-apps" by providing clear regulatory pathways for on-chain finance.
Ether surged over 50% in July, marking its best month in three years, driven by $5.4 billion in net inflows to U.S.-listed spot ETH ETFs. Corporate entities also increased their digital asset treasuries, acquiring $6.2 billion worth of ETH, solidifying its role as financial infrastructure. This strong performance and institutional demand could help Ether overcome the $4,000 resistance and attract further capital.
Digital Asset Treasury Companies (DATCOs) now hold over $100 billion in digital assets, with firms like Strategy and Metaplanet aggressively accumulating Bitcoin. Metaplanet plans a $3.7 billion raise to acquire 210,000 BTC by 2027, while Coinbase added $222 million in Bitcoin, surpassing Tesla's holdings. This growing corporate adoption acts as a persistent bid for Bitcoin, though Galaxy Digital warns of potential unwind risks if market sentiment shifts.
Coinbase aims to become an "everything exchange" for U.S. users, planning to offer tokenized stocks and prediction markets on-chain. This expansion follows a Q2 earnings report showing a $307 million cost from data theft, yet a surge in net income to $1.43 billion. The move signals a blurring of lines between traditional and decentralized finance, potentially increasing market access and liquidity despite regulatory hurdles.
This tiny pause brought to you by “please let this help pay the bills” 👀

Partnered Spotlight
Wall Street has Bloomberg. You have Stocks & Income.
Why spend $25K on a Bloomberg Terminal when 5 minutes reading Stocks & Income gives you institutional-quality insights?
We deliver breaking market news, key data, AI-driven stock picks, and actionable trends—for free.
Subscribe for free and take the first step towards growing your passive income streams and your net worth today.
Stocks & Income is for informational purposes only and is not intended to be used as investment advice. Do your own research.

Beyond the Noise
The story of the day, and likely the year, is the GENIUS Act. It is now law. Any federally regulated bank can now spin up its own dollar-backed stablecoin. The rules are simple and stark: 1-to-1 backing with U.S. Treasuries, an OCC license, and mandatory, on-demand audits. As one report put it, “Wall Street just received the clearest 'y'all come in' invite in fintech history.”. This is the government officially sanctioning the rails for a new, on-chain dollar economy. It is a strategic move to ensure the dollar, not the e-CNY, is the reserve currency of the digital future. The White House’s accompanying Crypto Policy Report doubles down, encouraging banks to integrate digital assets and framing stablecoins as the new backbone of U.S. payments.
The old guard heard the dinner bell. JPMorgan, whose CEO Jamie Dimon famously dismissed Bitcoin as a “pet rock,” just announced a landmark partnership with Coinbase. Soon, 80 million Chase customers will be able to fund their crypto wallets and buy assets directly from their bank accounts. This is the same firm that is now allowing clients to use BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF as collateral for loans. BlackRock’s CEO Larry Fink, who once called BTC an index of money laundering, now calls it “digital gold” while managing the world’s largest BTC fund. The pivot is so complete it gives you whiplash. It is the financial equivalent of watching your most ardent critic show up at your party wearing your merchandise.
But this new, well-lit world casts a long shadow. The same White House report that champions stablecoins also labels financial privacy a “primary money laundering concern.” It calls for expanding the PATRIOT Act to cover decentralized finance and pushes for digital identities that would effectively turn permissionless systems into permissioned ones. The grim reality of this new chapter was felt in a Manhattan courtroom, where the founders of Samourai Wallet, a Bitcoin mixing service, pleaded guilty to operating an unlicensed money-transmission business. They agreed to forfeit a staggering sum, setting a chilling precedent for any developer working on privacy tools. This is the quiet moral lens on the story: the price of admission to the mainstream appears to be the surrender of the industry’s founding ideals.
This tectonic shift is creating strange waves in the market. On the surface, things look choppy. Bitcoin wicked down to $114,322, a sharp dip that neatly closed a nagging CME futures gap from July and liquidated $260 million in long positions. It was a classic shakeout, fueled by jitters over new U.S. tariffs. But beneath the surface, a different story unfolds. MicroStrategy, now rebranded simply as Strategy, increased its equity tap to $2 billion and now holds over 600,000 BTC, roughly 3% of the total supply. It is a relentless, methodical accumulation that feels utterly indifferent to daily price swings. It is the old Hearst playbook, some say: create panic in the streets so the powerful can buy up the real estate for pennies on the dollar.
While the titans of finance and government redraw the map, the engineers are racing to reinforce the territory. The Ethereum network, which just celebrated its tenth birthday, is feeling the strain of its own success. A nine-day withdrawal queue for staked ETH highlights the efficiency challenges of a system under heavy load. Yet, the ambition is breathtaking. Ethereum Foundation researcher Justin Drake just unveiled a 10-year “Lean Ethereum” roadmap. The goal is audacious: scale the mainnet to 10,000 transactions per second and Layer 2s to a staggering 1 million TPS, all while hardening decentralization and preparing for a quantum future. It is a stark reminder that for all the talk of ETFs and regulations, this is still a technology in the throes of its own creation.
The energy from these big movements is rippling outwards. The NFT market, long left for dead, is showing a vigorous pulse. The floor price for CryptoPunks just hit a three-year high of $208,000, with the collection accounting for 30% of the entire NFT market cap. And in a strange legal twist that could reshape the space, a U.S. appeals court overturned the wire fraud conviction of Nate Chastain, the former OpenSea product manager accused of insider trading. The court found that the jury was misled, suggesting that while his actions may have been unethical, they might not have been a federal crime under existing law. It is a crack in the legal playbook that creates profound uncertainty.
Weekend watch: August is historically a brutal month for Bitcoin, but with this new institutional wall of money, we’ll see if seasonal trends still have teeth.
This Caught My Eye:

Here’s a breakdown:
$801M liquidated in 24 hours, with longs taking the biggest hit at $727M, showing how over-leveraged bullish positions got wiped out.
Shorts saw $73M in losses, indicating volatility is catching traders on both sides.
Looking Ahead
Momentum now hinges on whether the fresh Treasury rails siphon real commerce or merely lubricate arbitrage. If payroll firms start streaming coinized dollars every Friday, stable settlement could become as invisible as HTTPS locks, there, trusted, seldom praised. Yet each compliant coin redirects attention to the wilder stacks where yield still blooms; the system may discover that dullness in one layer means heat somewhere else.
August opens with two forks in view. Will ETF gluttony outpace miner issuance long enough to tighten BTC float, or will a hawkish Fed nudge passive flows to the sideline? And can ETH staking yields entice enough corporate boards before political knives carve new rules? Jackson Hole looms, Solana’s ETF bid lingers, and hurricane season whispers at Gulf-coast data centers. Markets remember: ballast feels steady, until the tide turns and the hull lists without warning.
Until Monday,
- Dr.P

Be honest — was today’s Osiris worth the scroll? |
If this newsletter saved you time today or made you smirk even once, your support goes a long way. I write it solo, daily and your support really helps!